CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:
“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”
IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE
THIS SCENE RUINED MY LIFE
I dont even watch this show and this is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen
can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed
misconceptions about strippers.
I was about to watch this again tonight too
*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
Christopher Eccleston on the relationship between the Doctor and his companions
I love you.
THAT’S MY BABY
I love you.
no boy is worthy of kissing me, no boy is good enough to even touch me tbh
good luck spending the rest of your life with 60 cats around you.
"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)