Half of me wants to be really cool and wear black skinny jeans and combat boots all the time with snakebites and blue hair and thick eyeliner and play electric guitar and not give a fuck but the other half of me wants to wear knitted jumpers and pretty dresses and curl my hair and listen to acoustic music and be pretty and cuddly and drink cups of tea anduuuuuuuugh
I feel you
The two biggest fuckin liars on television
i just spit my muffin out from laughter
thomas what the fuck is your damage
Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope. I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.
So I told my friend that I finally got an iPhone and this is what happened…